Prospect Park’s Rock Giants Expected to be 30% Larger Than Average This Year

Due to the mild winter, Lookout Hill’s clan of Rock Giants are expected to be bigger than ever!  With less precipitation and fewer freezing temperatures, park naturalist/occultist Evan Obuleed explained, there will be less deterioration of the Rock Giants’ mass. 

This deterioration, caused by water seeping into cracks in the Rock Giants’ body and freezing, normally breaks off chunks which balance the Rock Giant’s natural annual growth.  According to Obuleed, some of the Rock Giant clan may be larger than houses this year. Obuleed recommends avoiding Lookout Hill. Look out indeed!